January 2012
2011 highlights
mooooocow:
I’m not pregnant
I didn’t die
December 2011
Take a moment to look at this. →
Sweet baby jesus this is fantastic :D
When you tell your crush that you like them:
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expectations
reality
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So uhm…my expectation is to eat their face now?…Well! O wait it’s a make out session…
That moment when you are trying to cheer up your...
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oh my god this is me
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Accurate.
Okay, but what the hell is this Misseng E. business? >:C
when I finally have sex
some guy: now I know you're a virgin so you probably don't know much about -
me: no I read fanfiction I got this
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Farkas, my vidya gaem husbando, please, use the 2H Axe I gave you, not a random bow god knows where you got. I’d have less of a headache about worrying of you dying :C
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sometimes i am annoyed by how obsessed biofans are with the romance aspect. i mean i love garrus x shep and stuff but there are more things than that.
i mean it is like this
Bioware ” Hey guys we totally improved on the ______ part of the game becau-“
Fans “WHO DO WE ROMANCE?”
Bioware “Just a second, let us say something about this new featur-“
Fans “WHO DO WE...
Making up an OC from scratch
Is a lot harder than I thought. I feel like I’m ripping him off from somewhere :I
Also, creating a beast form for a vampire is tough, because I actually want him to look like a fucking beast that will devour your bloody soul XD
That awkward moment when you feel an actual...
iratherbeinlove:
omfg so today I saw a man and a woman holding hands in public, i mean i don’t have anything against heterosexuality but don’t flaunt it in front of me, think of the kids omfg
Husband and I are sooo going to hell.
"Hey, remember when you had a crush on-"
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friend: mulan isnt even a princess
me: dishonor
dishonor on you
dishonor on your whole family
DISHONOR ON YOUR COW
Lydia is annoying :I
She keeps sitting in my Dovakiin’s bedroom. I mean she gets up of the chair then sits back in it. I asked her to follow me and led her out of the room downstairs, and when I told her let’s part ways. What she do? Go back to the bedroom. I’m moving Ingrid and Farkas when I get a chance. Wanted to keep them close to Jorvaskr as something canonical but her housecarl is a creep XD
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My Skyrim Husband is complicated
I seriously have no idea how to have him wear different armor. :C I really wanna drag him around, but I want him to weak better armor especially since I have enchanted Dwemer armor for him :/
Vidya Gaem Husbando, Y U NO LET ME EQUIP STUFF ON YOU?
EDIT: I just read he has better one handed weapon skill?…Silly hubby, y u drag 2H sword then? XD
Mom- "Well, if you got off the internet and did...
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Every 17 seconds someone commits suicide. Reblog...
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Skyrim goodies :D
Some sexy screenshots up in dees bitch :D
A dragon? You don’t say.
This is mai horsey. I named him Warden, because he’s gray. Also, he helps me kill dragons, so that’s pretty bad ass.
See? He did that all himself *proud mama moment*
O hello hubby~ Yes, I did marry Farkas after all <3
Question to all you Skyrim players
How the bloody hell do I equip my husband with better armor? Finally decided to drag him with me and he’s still wearing his iron armor or whatever XD While we’re at it, can I change his weapon too?