What is your battle cry?

ladylarissa:

shoopycrash:

escapistaz:

strawberreli:

zhenyafox:

slimmeroo:

nicolasflame:

skelletang:

kasespaetzle:

goddessofcheese:

greytaliesin:

championofpitfalls:

rainbowdrunk:

belphegorsbitch:

hellokittyharpoon:

Running on the tundra, clutching a mighty sword, cometh Jay! And he gives a bloodthirsty howl:

“I’m going to contort you into a new dimension of pain!!”

Lo! Who is that, striding over the steppes! It is Janeen, hands clutching a piece of chainlink fence! And with a bloodthirsty roar, her voice cometh:

“I’m going to bruise you like it’s my job!”

Who is that, striding over the cliffs! It is Ellis, hands clutching two hardened pitas! And with a booming cry, their voice cometh:

“I’m going to smash you until you are no longer smashable!!”

Stalking amidst the hotel lobby, brandishing a thorned whip, cometh Sev! And she gives a cruel cry:

“Vengeance and goo flow from my veins! I desecrate until my glands are satisfied!!!”

They never see Tali coming in the undergrowth, ‘til she leap from the forests of her making and lift her bow true, screaming like the northern wind:

“LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOY JEEEEEEEEEEENKINNNNSSS”

Lo! Who is that, striding across the icy wasteland! It isCheese, hands clutching two hardened pitas! She grunts mightily:

“I’m going to fuck you with such zeal, your reincarnation will be a scientific anomaly!!”

Zang! Who is that, rampaging over the candy store! It isKasespaetzle, hands clutching a vorpal blade! And with a vengeful bellow, her voice cometh:

“Ares, God of War, be praised! Man, that’s some good coffee!”

what is going on

Lo! Who is that, striding over the plains! It is Skelletang, hands clutching a jeweled meat hammer! She screams homicidally:

“For the love of beatings, I tear into the enemy until my loins find satisfaction!!”

Running on the tundra, swinging a burning branch, comethNicolasFlame! And she gives a cruel howl:

“I’m going to fuck you until time and space have no meaning!”

seems legit.

Yea, verily: Who is that, running across the mini-mall parking lot! It is Slimm, hands clutching a piece of chainlink fence! And with a bloodthirsty scream, his voice cometh:

“Hail the blood-letting! I hereby void your warranty, and send you back to God!!!”

ah, perfect

Prowling through the tarmac, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a studded crowbar, cometh Zhenyafox! And she gives a mighty scream:

“I’m going to smash you into the stuff of nightmares!”

‘Kay then. 

Skulking out of the cliffs, clutching an oversized scalpel, cometh Eli! And he gives a booming cry:

“I’m going to torment you until you have puppies, and launch you into deep space!”

Who is that, sprinting along the icy wasteland! It is Az, hands clutching a vorpal blade! And with a mighty roar, her voice cometh:

“I’m going to smash you so forcibly, your blood will flow counter-clockwise!”

Skulking along the mountains, attacking with a thorned whip, cometh Shoopycrash! And she gives an ominous howl:

“FOR THE LOVE OF CARNAGE AND DISCORD, I SHALL FILL THE WORLD WITH THE STENCH OF DEATH!!!”

Lol.

Lo! Who is that, striding out of the mini-mall parking lot! It is Larissa, hands clutching an oversized scalpel! She bellows gutterally:

“I’m going to spank you until you’re bright blue!”

Zang! Who is that, sprinting across the mountains! It is Tigerbun, hands clutching an oversized scalpel! She bellows ominously:

“I’m going to pierce a hole in you the size of God!”