kiapurity:

razorbladesammich:

fabricatidiempvnc:

shut-up-mochi:

quintinia:

chimingofthebells:

jam-kittens-and-tea:

intothetoybox:

darknessisrisingandsoismyboner:

sashaissasha:

angry-old-ganondorf:

dumbassoftime:

vampireforestfiree:

paraad0x:

blakeyface:

makunahatata:

ithoughtiknewthings:

I am a unicorn.

I can cast a stunning spell. “Stupefy!”

aww Im normal still. Darn tumblr surfing naked.

Zelda shirt. I win.

Mine says “show me yours” with winking eyes.

Sexual goddess? X-ray vision?

NOTHINGNESS

IS

ETERNAAAALL

yeah I’m not wearing one lawl.

Striped… turtleneck… powers?
 
OH, I KNOW
I bring warmth to all necks~

….that’s stupid never mind :c

holy shit guys I’M LINK.

i’m spiderman and i have the power to be amazing

i prevent suicide. LIKE A BOSS.

Mordecai and Rigby?  I have the ability to be awesome.

I’m a dog that can play the drums. LIFE IS GOOD

Green striped shirt and green argyle cardigan. Clearly I have the power to not give a shit.

…wait. That’s not new.

Screw you guys, I’m the Hero of Time and savior of Hyrule!

> Rushmore Beekeeper’s Society I control the bees!!!!!

I’M A MOTHERFUCKING WEEPING ANGEL.

1940/1950’s Aperture Science Innovators logo. THIS WILL NOT END WELL FOR EVERYONE INVOLVED. (Beware of the Mantis Men.)

Star Wars cast. I’m cool with that.